The best chain restaurant tax day specials, ranked by trashiness


It’s tax day, everyone — that special time of year when chain restaurants cash in on our collective angst by offering us discounts.

Every year, we look to the brands in order to take advantage of our paltry rebate checks with hallucinogenic mocktails. And oh, how they nourish. Chains provide an emotional social safety net our government just refuses to extend. 

Forget whatever “vegetable kick” you’re on. Abandon all calorie counts, ye who enter this consumerist hellscape.

Here are the best discounts our chains are offering today.

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