Balloon failed at its one job, and no one can stop thinking about it


You’d think the most conversation-starting thing on the internet wouldn’t be one balloon, but hey, anything is possible.

@0600Hours posted an amusing picture of a balloon that just did not make sense. It’s a balloon with a tiny face drawn on it, so when blown up the face would be enormous, right?

i’ve been thinking about this balloon for at least an hour now

— Hours (@0600Hours) April 8, 2018

This balloon had one job.

A humble Greg Kennedy responded early on with the most normal response: Read more…

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